"I hear alcohol poisoning isn't all that it's cracked up to be." Not that he's in danger of it either, at least not without 99 or so more bottles.

John makes a face. "The you I know isn't exactly a geezer, maybe a bit more pudgy in the middle as well, but there's no adult nappies involved or anything."

Then he pokes his tongue out. "Sure! I'm the husband now," he gives Jax a wink.